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Thalia. 18. Sam's Town, USA.

Time Lady. Hunter. Beatlemaniac. Witch. Citizen Erased. Pirate. Friend of the ABC. Consulting Detective. Aspiring Writer.

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I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.

my background is my current obsession

my many hobbies include procrastination and seeing the stars reflect in the reservoir



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JUST REMEMBERED I WORK TOMORROW

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ABANDON SHIP

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 1 note
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midstorm:

I think Hiccup and Astrid are the best animated couple ever.

I love how their relationship isn’t a major plot point for the films. Astrid isn’t there as a reward for the hero, she is his best friend (next to Toothless of course). She didn’t stop being a warrior after she became a love interest (and Hiccup wouldn’t want her to, he loves her for it).

They talk about their problems. They fight their enemies together. And they trust each other.

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 48,276 notes
I want something else. I’m not even sure what to call it anymore except I know it feels roomy and it’s drenched in sunlight and it’s weightless and I know it’s not cheap. It’s probably not even real.
- Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves (via larmoyante)
1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 4,484 notes
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tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

fartgallery:

tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world

great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 508,486 notes
captainsnoop:

TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION

captainsnoop:

TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 11,016 notes

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 64,173 notes

dampsandwich:

i feel like a green bean right now

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 52 notes
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cramp:

im not sure what i was expecting

cramp:

im not sure what i was expecting

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 490,276 notes

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 92,981 notes

rakalak:

huffingtonpost:

Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space. 

So watch this Pantene commercial here to inspire you to stop saying sorry for no reason. 

i like the difference between all of these relationships.. like professional, personal, strangers..

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 347,641 notes

cumfort:

I hope I reincarnate into Beyoncé

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 52,907 notes
hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Check out this blog if you enjoy wasting your life!

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Check out this blog if you enjoy wasting your life!

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 799 notes
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