WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

Thalia. 18. Sam's Town, USA.

Time Lady. Hunter. Beatlemaniac. Witch. Citizen Erased. Pirate. Friend of the ABC. Consulting Detective. Aspiring Writer.

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I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.

my background is my current obsession

my many hobbies include procrastination and seeing the stars reflect in the reservoir



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planetfucker:

calliedope:

sheik:

calliedope:

remember when chompy the goat became mayor

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didn’t he eat someone’s pants

he did a lot more than that

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Fifty shades of grey

2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 26,356 notes

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 55,065 notes

my meals in the summer

breakfast: 3pm
dinner: 11pm
more food: 1am
midnight snack: 4am
2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 319,078 notes

marmarbinks3:

I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago

2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 631,854 notes

jibblyuniverse:

:)

2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 32,554 notes

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 17,633 notes

obviously-bored:

sizvideos:

Deadpool vs Comic-Con 2014 - Video

I hope that spiderman was daniel radcliffe

2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 35,621 notes
2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 12,721 notes
relahvant:

so my friend got a fish

relahvant:

so my friend got a fish

2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 26,184 notes

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 532,878 notes
coolator:

sick…

coolator:

sick…

2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 109,545 notes

open rp

phantomdoodler:

fixitfelixjnr:

didney-worl-no-uta:

fixitfelixjnr:

*kisses*

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WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

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yes!

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HE SCORES

2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 45,981 notes
aypotayla:

THEY ARE LITERALLY MAKING THE SAME FACE

aypotayla:

THEY ARE LITERALLY MAKING THE SAME FACE

2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 20,604 notes

aculthood:

"what do you want to do with your life?"image

2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 143,429 notes

clarainclara:

I see no lies here

2 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 132,826 notes