Penguin Suit

Hiya.

Thalia. 17. USA. Time Lady. Consulting Detective. Hunter. Beatlemaniac. Muse roadie. Witch. Pirate. Friend of the ABC.

my IQ is 130, which is also the number of times i've embarassed myself in public

my favorite foods are egg rolls and caesar salad

if you follow me you get my love and admiration and possibly get to make out with me



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squatslikeagirl:

If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong

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baracknobama:

baracknobama:

i lost my glasses today

i cant see how this could have happened

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mindmeldings:

do you ever dream about something rly twisted and uncomfortable and then you wake up and just sort of

image

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unclefather:

barackonana99:

unclefather:

me: *eats a chip*

me: *puts on 20kg*

you: *doesn’t comment on my post anymore*

me: *eat a nother chip*

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gurlplantt:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.

gurlplantt:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.

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kingdank420:

this is the swaggiest motherfucker i have ever seen he absorbs other people’s lack of swag and then photosynthesizes it into swag that we can breathe and be reinvigorated by i cant handle it

kingdank420:

this is the swaggiest motherfucker i have ever seen he absorbs other people’s lack of swag and then photosynthesizes it into swag that we can breathe and be reinvigorated by i cant handle it

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coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

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