me: you’re so big
him: that’s just the tip babe
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm
the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me
when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just
I’d actually be much more hesitant to ask my dad for $20 if he was made of money.
the richest people in the world could give $100 to everyone in the world and still be the richest people in the world