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Thalia. 18. Sam's Town, USA.

Time Lady. Hunter. Beatlemaniac. Witch. Citizen Erased. Pirate. Friend of the ABC. Consulting Detective. Aspiring Writer.

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I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.

my background is my current obsession

my many hobbies include procrastination and seeing the stars reflect in the reservoir



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whatisleon:

hey guys if you ever feel down on yourself just remember there was a study that showed that 95% of blogs are abandoned after 120 days and you are still here

you beat the odds guys

proud of u

30 seconds ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 70,448 notes

etherealpussy:

jackanthonyfernandez:

omg this is messy as fuck

they came with receipts too
she better pray this doesn’t reach any gossip sites

3 minutes ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 8,461 notes

The person I reblogged this from has a quality blog and I recommend you all follow them

23 minutes ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 102,872 notes
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trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

24 minutes ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 194,033 notes
obsidian-order:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

once when i was little i gave my mum a bowl full of buttons and she got really into pretending it was real food. when she asked me ‘is it soup?’, i turned around, and with the most disapproving glare just went ‘no. it’s buttons’.

obsidian-order:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

once when i was little i gave my mum a bowl full of buttons and she got really into pretending it was real food. when she asked me ‘is it soup?’, i turned around, and with the most disapproving glare just went ‘no. it’s buttons’.

24 minutes ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 212,124 notes

jerkenglish:

do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of

26 minutes ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 162,872 notes
glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

26 minutes ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 20,890 notes

fuckmoxy:

d e a d

26 minutes ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 136,735 notes
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shouldnt:

I think I just peed my pants.

27 minutes ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 5,493 notes

too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

20 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 226,202 notes
A woman’s body
reflecting
the language of her soul
with no apology
is a feared entity.
20 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 78 notes

novel idea: what if your physical characteristics were based on your personality and state of mind 

like you could have a beautiful person who is whole and good but then is congratulated for it and gets cocky and becomes haggard and grey

or an awful ugly person who made a lot of mistakes and committed crimes and then in prison develops a longing to be loved and needed and bam- his body changes

and a wife knows her husband did something awful when he comes home with a new birthmark or his eyes just dont look right

bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase “look me in the eye”

22 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 3 notes

iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

22 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 364,440 notes

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblogging this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

22 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 435,057 notes