remember when chompy the goat became mayor
didn’t he eat someone’s pants
he did a lot more than that
Fifty shades of grey
Thalia. 18. Sam's Town, USA.
Time Lady. Hunter. Beatlemaniac. Witch. Citizen Erased. Pirate. Friend of the ABC. Consulting Detective. Aspiring Writer.
I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.
my background is my current obsession
my many hobbies include procrastination and seeing the stars reflect in the reservoir
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People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
my meals in the summer
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
I hope that spiderman was daniel radcliffe
so my friend got a fish
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?
THEY ARE LITERALLY MAKING THE SAME FACE
"what do you want to do with your life?"
I see no lies here